Sara gave me a bunch of these little glass vials that came with an order of essential oils for her diffuser. I looked at them, bewildered at what could possibly fit inside them. Then I started to think about how living spaces in New York City are so confined and restrictive—particularly green spaces. I then began to wonder if people around the world would like to share in the cramped, concrete existence that we call New York City living.
I’m proud to announce [d]online’s first product:
OWN YOUR OWN
NEW YORK CITY GARDEN!*
For just $10, I will ship you a vial of dirt with a solitary grass seed plucked from Sheep Meadow in Central Park. Within days—provided care and sunlight—your blade will begin to flourish. Lay with it on your fire escape for an authentic NYC camping trip. Take it to your front stoop for a safari adventure and get lost in the metropolitan glade. Set it on the bodega counter for an exotic picnic in the Big Apple. The possibilities are endless!
Buy 2 and I’ll send you a miniature plastic eye dropper (water not included) so you can keep your garden lush and vibrant!
NYC Gardens are great as care packages for family members away at school. Studies show that Oxygen-rich plant-life helps increase memory retention when cramming for final exams.
Act quickly to order your New York City Garden while supplies last!
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*Not really, though.
So how much extra do I have to pay to get a genuine Big Rapids weed garden? I have standards to keep up and New York just won’t cut it!
Kzar, I think when everything is totaled, I’d have to pay you!