Yet another example of a project created for The Project Museum that got pushed by the wayside. The Chalkboard Project, like the Cell Phone Camera Picture Project, juxtapose user-submitted adjectives and nouns side-by-side to create interesting phrases. The project was originally going to compile complete sentences, but we lost interest when the client said it wasn’t as unique as the Cell Phone concept. Ah well, play around.
>> The Chalkboard Project
Mike and I made a pretty fun widget for JSF a year or so ago, but he never ended up running it on his site. The Cell Phone Camera Picture Project allows users to submit cell phone pictures by email or directly from their phones to add them to a gallery of random photos. The key to the project was to see how the juxtapose randomly with other people’s submitted pictures.
I was chatting with Zeh Fernando, and thought of a fun concept to create a flash widget to display areas of unrest in the world. The idea was to have users submit links to news articles about death and destruction and link to a node on a world map. This way people could get a better sense of how much of the world is consumed by war.
I should say that the concept is the only thing fun about this. In reality, this “Heat” Map, derived from the urban definition of heat, isn’t really too fun. If I get enough responses I may push through to complete the project. In the meantime, click the link below to launch the map and click around on it to change spots from black (cold) to white (hot). And if you want to see it completed, just let me know.
So, blogs are supposed to be cathartic, like laxatives (literally), so I figure I should vent every once in a while about things that bug the crap (figuratively) out of me. Feel free to let me know if I’m looking at any of these things incorrectly or if you have a better viewpoint as to why they shouldn’t be as irksome.
While I’m waiting for the blisters to heal from digging the base of the patio, I figured I might upload a few pictures to show you the progress. Take a look!
Remember how happy Donnie was when he had an authentic Genovese sandwich in front of him? Well, we thought, “why go all the way to Venice to enjoy this delectible treat?”
The following step by step will demonstrate how we were able to make Genovese Sandwiches right from the comfort of our own Harlem homes.
The Ingredients.
Italian Flatbread, is simply “Sicilian Style” pizza dough. Cut it in “CD” sized squares, and then through the middle to end up with two thin slices.
Apply the fixins.
We found this sequence gave us the best results:
1) Prosciutto
2) Tomatos
3) Mozzarella
4) Roasted Peppers
Grill’m up!
My George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine did just the trick. Let it grill until the cheese is melted and the bread is toasty on both sides.
The Results.
Here’s the finished product, cut diagonally, just like they do in our Venetian Cafe!!!
Buon Appetito!
Deeded with the ground floor units of our new homes in Hoboken, NJ, Mike and I each split a back yard. We decided that we wanted to place a 10′ x 10′ square foot patio in the center of the yard so that both units could split it, and still have grass on both sides (for darts or quates or horse shoes or whatever).
I spoke with Andy the Fisch this week about the relaxation and sense of accomplishment that comes with doing yard work. My girlfriend scoffed at yardwork being relaxing, but this is the hottie who thinks running five miles is relaxing…so, I suppose you must always consider your source. Fisch’s response, however, was simply: “Sometimes you want to get your hands dirty.” Well, I couldn’t agree more.
Step One: Weeding
You wouldn’t believe how quickly the weeds sprung up between the inital offer and the move in. To make matters worse, the entire yard is covered with aphids (the ones that itch) and little white bugs. Thankfully, there were no nettles (Ask Tina about her trip to the Lake District in England) or thorn bushes.
Step Two: Marking your territory
Well, the grass came in slowly and sparsely, like my dad’s comb-over, but Mike and I knew that we’d be lugging pavers, grit, sand and dirt through there for the rest of the project, so we didn’t worry too much. We marked a 10’x10′ square in the center of the yard, measuring from the edges to make sure we had equal sides on both, and that it wasn’t skewed with the framing fence and wall. We then put up stakes to try to get a better idea of if it would be big enough (or small enough) and look okay when we were done. Now I hate symmetry, but it’s hard to argue with a 50-50 split on property, so I let it slide for once.
Step Three: Digging the base
When the pavers come, they’ll be 2.75″ tall. We need to put weed control fabric, grit (for leveling) and sand (for locking the pavers in place) underneath, so digging 7″ flat all around should enable us to have a small lip around the patio, but nothing too obtrusive. Mike and I both want the patio to be higher than the surrounding earth so that gravity assists in keeping it clean. We’re keeping the topsoil to fill in the rest of the yard when we’re done, as right now, it ends up being a swimming pool when it rains. And, yes, we’re in a flood zone…
Step Four: Receiving the Materials
The truck came with two skids of materials. The gravel and stone-dust was on one and the paving stones were on the other. If you look real close, you can see Frank Sinatra’s birthplace on the other side of the street.
I need to get me one of these.
Step Five: Laying the paver base
Mike filled the newly-dug foundation with gravel to help keep the stones even when we were done.
The gap in the center is for the fire pit.
Step Six: Leveling with Stone Dust
Then Mike put the stone dust on the flattened gravel, which would enable the pavers to sit level (sort of).
After it was leveled off, we double-checked the width and height to ensure the 6″ x 6″ stones would fit.
Step Seven: Preparing the stones
One stone was about 8 pounds. So moving them 10 at a time was a f’n picnic. 🙂
…especially through a damp, dark basement with low ceilings. I suspect it’ll take two weeks before I can stand up straight again.
Step Eight: Laying the stones
Mike then started from the outside, tiling the stones and checking that they were level (sort of).
When I got back from a morning meeting, Mike was much in need of a break. Because the party was in two days (and we would’ve gotten a ticket if we left the skids on the street), we had to keep working until it was done.
We had originally planned to have the firepit in the center around 2-1/2 feet, but it wouldn’t be centered if we chose an odd number. We decided to make it 2′, minus the width of the framing stones.
Next patio I make is going to be 1 square foot. It was slow, grueling progress…
Step Nine: Finishing up
After all the stones were in, we spread remaining stone dust over the top and swept it in the cracks to lock the pavers in place.
We then took the remaining dirt from the foundation to fill in the yard so it was more level as well. This weekend (after the housewarming party) we’ll lay new grass-seed to fill in the yard so its nice and purty.
Of course we had to have a little party to celebrate the new patio (igore the copious product plugs…Coke and Bud aren’t paying for this placement). Katherine bought some sweet tiki torches for the housewarming which totally added to the overall appeal of the patio.
Interesting side-note: That swoosh of green on the left is a lightening bug caught in the slow shutter of the camera…a true shutterbug. 🙂 Talk about a one-in-a-million shot.