Fifty Shades of Grey

Below is a handy, but not terribly witty, reference to 50 hexadecimal shades of grey. I admit, I post it more for the groans than for how helpful it would be.

#272727
#282828
#292929
#2b2b2b
#2c2c2c
#2e2e2e
#313131
#323232
#343434
#353535
#373737
#393939
#3a3a3a
#3c3c3c
#3f3f3f
#404040
#424242
#444444
#454545
#474747
#484848
#4a4a4a
#4b4b4b
#4d4d4d
#4e4e4e
#4e5054
#505050
#515151
#535353
#565656
#575757
#585858
#595959
#5b5b5b
#5c5c5c
#5e5e5e
#616161
#626262
#646464
#656565
#676767
#6a6a6a
#6b6b6b
#6c6c6c
#6d6d6d
#6f6f6f
#727272
#737373
#757575
#767676
#777777
#7b7b7b
#7c7c7c
#7e7e7e
#808080
#818181
#838383
#868686
#898989
#8b8b8b
#8c8c8c
#8e8e8e
#919191
#929292
#979797
#9a9a9a
#9b9b9b
#9c9c9c
#9d9d9d
#9f9f9f
#a0a0a0
#a2a2a2
#a5a5a5
#a6a6a6
#a8a8a8
#a9a9a9
#ababab
#aeaeae
#afafaf
#b0b0b0

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Warning: Bad Puns Ahead

Read this sign—posted on Washington and 1st, here in Hoboken—and tell me if you see any issues with it. Imagine being a foreigner to the United States who has never seen this sign before. Imagine being someone that doesn’t speak English as a primary language, like so many tourists and visitors to New York. Read more

SML

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SML

I thought of a funny idea for a t-shirt today that was simple, esoteric and capitalizes on the FML meme that has been creeping across the internet for the last year or so. I googled it, thinking that surely someone else had thought of it first — particularly in the wake of the feature film. To my surprise, it seems original. I doubt I’d be able convince Hanna-Barbera that a kitschy, risqué pun would be worth granting me permission to use their trademark, so I’m publishing it to the web for those who are ambitious enough to do it themselves.

Fun fact: The Smurfs are Les Schtroumpfs in French.